BIO PAGE - PRESIDENT DAN COATES

President Coates is the founder of the CFBI, and is responsible for many important duties. First of all, he writes and maintains the CFBI homepage and makes spiffy little graphics like the CFBI logo up there. He also supervises the research into the many conspiracies and covert operations that the Canadian FBI runs. Although John Roberts is the Secretary of Procrastination, as President, Dan is the Procrastinator-In-Chief and uses his executive power to procrastinate virtually at will. A picture will be put up here as soon as he gets around to scanning one and uploading it here.

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