Because I was tired of calling this place the "Dan Coates Homepage." And because Radiohead rules. Melatonin is a song by Radiohead, it's a b-side to the Paranoid Android 2 single. I don't even think it's one of their best songs I just like the name. Melatonin is also a hormone made in the body that you can also buy over the counter that supposedly makes you sleep better, live longer and healthier, and improves your sex life. Maybe this site will do the same.
...then again maybe not.